Entertainment"Excuse me, please, don't you have anything depraved here? But not too bad, so a man can take his wife along."
Calm Sea"You have such charm, Fred! I admire your tastefully composed personality."
Departure"And bring me back a fig leaf from Italy. I can't afford a suit any more."
The Last Foothold"I don't believe in God any more, I don't believe in people any more-and now you want to make me sick of cards, too!"
After Dinner"Of course, you still have to hold that big gawky boy on your lap!"
"Let me alone. You need your paper for your digestion, I need my motherly love."
Baedeker"The tedesco can't even do that without his book!"
The Power of Music"When I hear them play, I love them both. After the concert I prefer a prizefighter."
I hope you've enjoyed them.